One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a desert island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship," he thought. As the speck got closer and closer he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat or even a raft. Suddenly, there emerged from the surf a wet-suited, black-clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the mask, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman. The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it and takes a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said the Irishman, "that is so good, I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!" "And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey?" asked the blonde. Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years." At this, the gorgeous blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips the pocket, removes a hip flask and hands it to him. The Irishman opens the flask and takes a long drink. "Tis nectar of the gods! he exclaimed. "Tis truly fantastic!" At this point, the beautiful blonde starts to slowly unzip the long front of her wetsuit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?" With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there, too!"

First Picture of the next Pope

Good Luck and Happiness Mary!

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Congratulations to Steve And Gill

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From all your friends in Theatres.

Anyone with any other events  planned, if you let me know I will update this on a bi monthly basis:-

 

Sun 6th March           8pm at the Moon                                 Drinks with Denise and Vic.       All Welcome

 

Sat 12th March          12.30 at the Stump                            Gill and Steve get hitched followed by drinks++++

 

Fri 18th March           7.30 for 8pm (Alberts)                       M ary J retirement bash (Limited seating) but come and join Mary for a drink later if you are not eating.

 

Fri 01st April              7.30 for 8pm (Rose of Bengal)          Ron B retirement Do! (Limited seating) but please join Ron for a drink even if you are not eating.

 

SEE YOU THERE